waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
    waitress: sir please stop cyring
"I will not be your “sometimes”."
- Six Word Story #2 (via whispersofstardust)

(via ssweet-dispositionn)

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

(via actualpuppydelphine)

serhioramos-93:

brookietf:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

paperseverywhere:

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And then I find out the fanfic hasn’t updated for over a year.

WE CAN ALL RELATE TO THIS POST

OH GOD THIS JUST STARTED HAPPENING TO MEEEEEE

I AM READING A 330,000 WORDS FANFIC RIGHT NOW AND I REGRET EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF IT

lol no ofc not

(via thestagthatlovedthewolf)

"Lena Headey always dresses like the head of a vaguely post-apocalyptic punk enclave who has to dress well because the punk enclave demands it but who has clearly barely ground out her cigarette butt on the hand of a willing underling before the picture was taken."
- Genevieve Valentine (x)

(Source: spurlunk, via the-fandom-is-strong-in-this-one)